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The EVA-8 is a fully automatic combat shotgun appearing in Titanfall, its sequel, Titanfall 2, and the spin-off battle royale Apex Legends. Developed by Wonyeon interstellar for the IMC Orbital Guard Raiding Parties, (also known as the Shipwreckers), it was made to be used in extravehicular activities (Giving it it's name) and zero-g environments and provide exceptional power in close quarters combat. Frequently utilized by both pilots and legends, the EVA-8 is an exceptionally powerful tool for making sure that anything in close quarters won't get back up.
Capable of fitting a wide variety of modifications, the EVA-8 can be tweaked and improved in many various ways, such as being able to fit a larger drum with an enhanced capacity in the Titanfall games or raising its overall rate of fire with a shotgun bolt in Apex Legends, turning it from a mediocre short range scattergun into a lead spewing cannon capable of turned the most experienced legends into mulch, or even more extreme modifications such as the Double-Tap Trigger hop-up that allows the weapon to fire in a two-round burst, more than enough to make whoever wields it an exceptionally dominant CQC force.
Pilot: Me and my EVA-8 here just blasted apart a whole squad of grunts in three seconds.
Second pilot: Dude, no way! Where can I pick one up?
International tell your girl best friend what to do day. If they don’t do what you tell them they owe you $500.
Boy: heyyy it’s December 8
Girl best friend: oh no
National give your hoodie to your girl day
On December 8th you should do the right thing and give your gf a hoodie so she can think of you when your not around
G: You know what today is right?
B: December 8?
G: Ask your crush out day!
Go get em’ tiger
The most motherfucking gangster gang in gang history they got a FUCKING dope hand symbol
The version of sex that your parents won't understand.
Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield