only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.
bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA
jon: its not funny *sadness*
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To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.
Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.
David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."
Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."
Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
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(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!
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A sheerness based 'porno grind' band, with tracks on several underground compilations, and several E.Ps, such as.. 'wanking over shit' , 'sluts and whores' , and 'i like porn'.
There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.
im going to a gig tonight, sphinkta spit are playing...
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The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
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Slang for shit British rap music
"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"
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