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Disco fish

n- a flaming homosexual fish that can only be caught by means of glittery lures and/or bait.

v- one must be bamboozled either by mad hatter and or paralyzing amounts gin or scotch on the rocks while shipwrecked in the channels of the Gulf of Mexico.

1. Man, I got Disco Fished last night.

2. Big Pony is an angler of Disco Fish.

3. We recommend a pinot grigio with your Disco Fish.

4. His hobbies include; getting hatterized, wearing purple or argyle sweaters and playing tummy sticks with friends.

by Simma-donna December 27, 2011


poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010


Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! April 16, 2007


Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.

Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."

by Jammmer McSlammer June 08, 2013


Batty fish

Someone who pisses u off and backstabes u and chats bear shit behind ur back. Also u probably wanna knock the shit out of them

Oi bad ting yeh dat geser a batty fish u know

by Battyfish March 08, 2020


fish market

a gathering with an overabundance of females in attendance.

Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.

"This party is a total fish market. The only guy here is gay. I'm going home and riding the rabbit"

by Andrew July 01, 2004


gay fish

a.k.a Kanye West. He has an ego so great, he has a false sense and knowledge of reality. This was brought up to a larger audience by the creators of "South Park".
Also used in a few lame jokes.

-"Dude, you like fishsticks?"
-"Of course man!"
-"Do you like to put them in your mouth..?"
-"Yes, I like to put them in my mouth."
-"YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

by disingaahzz April 14, 2009