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When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.
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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".
A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
When you see someone hot you say get the mop bcs of your WAP
Girl 1- “omg look *points to a hot guy*
Girl 2- “GET THE MOP”
beating someone's ass, maybe to the point of hospitalization. it can be used as an action verb; whipping the mop off of; past tense; that's where he whipped the mop off his ass; present tense; he's whipping the mop off his ass; future tense; that's where imma whip the mop off yo ass
He's whipping the mop off his ass.
when a girl gives you outstanding, sloppy head and swallows ur nut
“Shorty finna mop me up tonight”
“I’m finna get a mop from this ho”
A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.
Bree is the world's most sexiest chimney mop.
A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.
This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol