Cuckoo poo

When someone is passed out or asleep and someone else pulls down their underwear and takes a shit in it before pulling the underwear back up so when they wake up they think they've shit themselves. Can also be done in their bed.

My lightweight mate crashed out after some beers and luckily was face down on the sofa, too good an opportunity to miss. I had a turd on the cusp so pulled his kecks down and laid a cuckoo poo in them. I then pulled his pants back up and smothered it in before slapping him awake shouting 'you dirty bastard, look what you've done, you've stunk out the room!!". Mortified he didn't show his face for a while and still thinks my cuckoo poo was his.

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poo chug

Norwegian tradition, often found in the times of the viking people. Done when turning 20 to prove you've become a man. Normally chugged from a bucket while watching Ratatouille around the campfire.

Person 1: Wanna chug some poo?
Person 2: ye, im always down for some poo chug.

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Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

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diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

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Poo-Over

When you wish you could start a poop all over, take your time, and make it cleaner. Saving toilet paper and unnecessary frustration.

(Person2 comes out of bathroom)
Person1: "Man, what took you so long?"
Person2: "I rushed it and then had a really hard time. I wish I could've had a poo-over."
Person1: "I totally know what you mean. Thank God we've got Charmin."

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Poo Holes

1. First baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals

1. Albert Poo Holes is going to break the record for most grand slams in a single season this year. Just you watch...

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poo fist

Take poop (any kind will do) in your hand, squeeze your hand into a fist, and punch a deserving recipient.

If you piss me off again I am going to poo fist you!

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