Rural Dictionary

poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.

"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

by kong kong is long July 21, 2009

When someone is passed out or asleep and someone else pulls down their underwear and takes a shit in it before pulling the underwear back up so when they wake up they think they've shit themselves. Can also be done in their bed.

My lightweight mate crashed out after some beers and luckily was face down on the sofa, too good an opportunity to miss. I had a turd on the cusp so pulled his kecks down and laid a cuckoo poo in them. I then pulled his pants back up and smothered it in before slapping him awake shouting 'you dirty bastard, look what you've done, you've stunk out the room!!". Mortified he didn't show his face for a while and still thinks my cuckoo poo was his.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

by Coolcandy August 29, 2014

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove May 30, 2006

Poo-Over

When you wish you could start a poop all over, take your time, and make it cleaner. Saving toilet paper and unnecessary frustration.

(Person2 comes out of bathroom)
Person1: "Man, what took you so long?"
Person2: "I rushed it and then had a really hard time. I wish I could've had a poo-over."
Person1: "I totally know what you mean. Thank God we've got Charmin."

by JmeetsHinWOMB March 25, 2011