1:32

a lyric in ‘she’ by harry styles.
if u go to the time stamp 1:32 in the one direction music videos, you will see louis tomlinson.

“around 1:32, like he knows what to do”
in conclusion, larry is real xoxo

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1 January

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

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#1 stunner

the man with all the right moves, and who gets all the pussy

#1 stuna!

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November 1

The first day of No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1, get ready for a month without any porn to look at.

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December 1

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

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Halo 1

The man's version of HALO from back in the good old days before dual SMG's and cluttered maps ruined the game of the gods.

"Hey we're playing HALO tonight, you in?"

"HALO 1 or 2?"

"HALO 2"

"Sorry, I'm not a chick"

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Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

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