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January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.
In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.
Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"
National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.
You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!
proof that one direction left school at an early age. 18 months somehow equals 6 god damn mf years
1d: yeah we’ll definitely be back it’s just a hiatus for about 18 months
me: bitch 18 months my ass
18 months definition: A different way to say 3 years and probably longer. Origin: One Direction
"Can someone remind One Direction of the fact that their 18 month hiatus ended 12 months ago?"
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So 18 months= 3 years cuz 1+1=carrot.
18 months is what means 5 years in the one direction fandom, because the boys said that they'll be back in 18 months but guess what? They didn't.
"Omg! I'm gonna be 18 in 18 months!"
"You are just 13"
"No, dummy I mean that I'll be 18 in 5 years"
National "send your boyfriend nudes" day.
Gf: guess what day it is.
Bf:what
Gf: July 18, national send your boyfriend nudes day
Gf:sends nudes
Bf:😀👍