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national fist your arsehole day in england
“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”
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May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy
Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis
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When a member of your group decides to leave within 20 minutes of chilling.
Wow. Seems like Dan is pulling another 20 Minute tonight.
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The day we’re u kiss ur {bf/gf} a kiss
On December 20 {Give your bf/gf a kiss} for good spirt so they know that you love them and don’t ever want to leave them and that you want them to stay with you forever
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The person born on this day is named RACHEL. She is so fucking beautiful and multi-talented.
September 20 is where the finest girl is born
Who?
Rachel🤤
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Berries and cream day
A day where you eat berries and cream and dress up as little lad
You: Hey man have you ate berries and cream today? it's 20 september, praise the little lad!
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November 20 hang out with the guys
Me: Wanna go to the park
Boy: eww no do you like me
Me: no it's November 20
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