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International Path of Heaven day
On this day the best person to ever live came out along with pokemon diamond and pearl
It is said that people born on this day will one day rule the world while walking the path of heaven
“OH MY GOD HE WAS BORN ON SEPTEMBER 28 2006 HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ALL, LETS GO BOW DOWN TO HIM”
The score at halftime before the greatest comeback in NFL history, done by the New England Patriots against the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl LI
Person 1: Yo the score right now is 28-3
Person 2: Get ready for a comeback
1👍 1👎
the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)
yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend
On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!
Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!
The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.
"Hail, Dux!"
"Nope. It's April 28"
This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.
Wow that girl is the hottest person in our year group it’s because she is born on April 28