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National Beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush
Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.
You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th
The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.
I dont know what to write here. December 5th
National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it
Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course
Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day
Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest
National Wear black day! Sometimes we have to appreciate dark colors too. So wear black on this day!
Hey did you know National Wear all Black is on December 5th!
It’s December 5th go hug and kiss your crush