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It is the same as a regular 69, but it involves two "dudes".
After the erotic movie, Scotty and Karl decided to have a "dude 69".
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The act of simultaneous oral sex specifically between two males since a women could never truly be a number 6 or 9. 2 dicks, two mouths, no exceptions.
Dude1: Hey man, I just had some 69.
Dude2: Was it a "69" or a "True 69"?
Dude1: C'mon bro, I ain't no fag. High Five!
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The act of eating a large amount of beans, broccoli's, onions, or what ever it is that gets you the most gassy. Next step, take a light jog to get it all mixed up. Now assume the 69 position, once you start chowing down and the urge to fart hits you your partner is required to light that jurnt on fire. If a fart happens to hit both of you at the same time and they are both set a flame this is considered to be a higher achievement.
Co-employee: Dude, why are you missing half of your beard, an eyebrow, and a small patch of hair?!!?
Employee: Duh, I pulled of the 69 Flamethrower last night... It was an inferno!
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When your girlfriend motorboats your balls whilst you motorboat her breasts in a 69-ular fashion.
We got bored so we did the 69 Motorboat. All. Night. Long.
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The process by which a man goes down on a woman, then somehow he ends up sitting on her face with his dick in her mouth.
John was going down on me and the next thing I knew, he sneak 69'ed me!
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Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.
Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.
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When two cops have stopped to talk to each other and park drivers window to drivers window. Named to the resemblance to the 69 sex position.
last night i was pulled over by the high school. I didn't see the swine 69 in the parking lot.
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