Monday Left me broken ππ
Tuesday I was through with hoping ππππ
Wednesday my empty arms were open βοΈβοΈβοΈ
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love ππ«
Random ahh dude: OMG YOU SHOULD USE TIKTOK IT'S THE BEST PLATFORM EVER!1!1!1!
TikTok: Monday Left Me broken πΊπΊπΊ
Used to describe Trump and his followers that have a massive disconnect from reality and fantasy, the inability to tell truth from lies and to act and say idiotic things.
A mass of people with "Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)" showed up without masks to protest the social injustice of being in quarantine, thereby prolonging the quarantine.
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to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?
Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.
2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!
Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.
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Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
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its when your gay and like dank memes that died 69 years ago
Me: Hey man!
Gary: HAHA SMOK WEED EVRY DAY DOGE HAHAHAHAHA RAWR xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me: wtf
Gary: DANK MEMES BROKEN DREAMS
Me: DANK MEMES BROKEN NOSE
Gayry: hit me harder daddy
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A more useful and practical version of the phrase βDonβt stick your dick in crazy!β
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: βI met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.β
Jim: βBro, donβt stick your dick in broken!β
Tim: βDonβt you mean donβt stick your dick in crazy?β
Jim: βNo I mean broken! Itβs impractical to know crazy until itβs too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.β
often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?
Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!
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