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The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit
taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.
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In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.
“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”
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A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.
German is the Jesus of our Age!
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A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.
Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.
Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!
Awkward pause...
Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...
Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
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The German Empire existed from 1890 to the end of WWI
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when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down
dude I did faceplant after i got german killed
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A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.
What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?
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