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When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.
Man, I really have squirrel peeking.
When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair
Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school
Also known as a 'Wet Willy'
It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'
the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl
Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."