Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

Big Lots

A store where big overweight people shop for shit they don’t need.

Ben and Rebecca went to Big Lots to purchase several dvd copies of Home Alone 4 and 300 boxes of Oreos ,6 liter bottles of coke, lays potato chips, devil dogs and a 12 pack of Budweiser.

parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins

I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night

save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates

Person 1: Want to go to Save a Lot?
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate

Lot Gator

A male prostitute that frequents truck stops

"The finally found some Lot Gators for the female truckers"
" It's about time! "

Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.

Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.