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penis

a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

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penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

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penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia August 13, 2005

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penis

a wang chung

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

11๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 2, 2003

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Penis

1. A mans dick.
2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night!

by seeme March 3, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

by dragonsteak May 22, 2009

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