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The horizontal part you get in your fro from working on your mixtape with studio headphones
"What's up with your head bro"
"It's Studio hair from working on this fire mixtape"
You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.
Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true
My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.
"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"
The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.
Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"
Josh: "Hair Slap"
Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.