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The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)
CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!
*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*
Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.
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You say to your friends, "Ya'll wanna get air played?" and then when they answer you leave the room acting like you are getting something. Meanwhile, your accomplice turns on the apple tv. When you are out of the room, take your iPhone and turn on air play, connect, and turn "mirroring" ON. Go to your phones camera and place your finger over the camera lens while also in the act of pulling your pants down. Slowly remove your finger from the lens and next thing you know, everyone in the TV room is wondering why in the hell there is a penis on the tv screen. When they look around, they will see everyone has clothes on in the room and think their air play has been hacked.
Last night, Michael wanted to get air played, and in the end he thoroughly enjoyed his experience.
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they make you run faster and jump higher, but you will still suck at basketball.
WHAT ARE THOSE?! Air Juans bitch.
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The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.
Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."
Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."
Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."
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the one who sweats while having sex
Last night I was having sex with an air bear
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A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.
At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.
Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.
Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!
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npl. the act of giving props (see) to one's friend as a farewell bid, when the two parties involved have distanced themselves too far apart from one another to make a legitimate fist-tap. Usually only performed as a make-up act in the wake of one of the parties forgetting to give the other props prior to beginning departure.
Jim: Aight guys, I'm out, peace. (begins to walk away without giving props to anyone)
Crew: Eh yo homie not even gon give us props!? Wutevs man, (raising their fists in the air along with Jim) air props STILL!
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