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Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.
Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!
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The University of Alabama is the greatest school in the country. Everyone should bow down to us and suck our dicks because if you don't attend the University of Alcohol you basically suck. Not only are our parties crazier than anywhere else, we've won 13 national championships so suck it.
Auburn sucks because they can't live up to the University of Alabama even though they try so hard.
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A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...
Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...
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Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.
God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?
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The greatest Southern Metal band of all time, next to Every Time I Die. With A name like that, you'll have to love them.
Guy 1: "Hey have you heard Alabama Thunderpussy's new CD?"
Guy 2: "Of course! It makes me want to give my girlfriend a Paul Bunyan Flapjack!"
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The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.
My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.
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when 2 guys are in the act of sex. the recipient takes a shit and it goes into his partners penis. He then pulls out and the recipient gets a straw and sucks the shit out of his partners penis.
Man i'm thirsty i could really go for a Alabama Milkshake right now.
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