I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

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i am batshit insane

you are batshit insane

you

your parents are dissatisfied

guy 1: I am batshit insane
guy 2: ok

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I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

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I am so quirky

An Annoying Cunt that thinks there cool and thinks being unique is different. She is always annoying and says they like nerdy shit like Game of Thrones or Video games. They would use the excuse that they are quirky when their boyfriend breaks up with them.

HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I AM SO QUIRKY YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

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I am getting head

alright look I know you may be a kid but head means when your sitting down naked and someone sucks on your dick that really it

Jack: why you push me into a chair

ema : maybe you should pull downs your pants
jack: ok?
ema : sit down

jack : okcheez

ema: *give head*
jack: *in head* I AM GETTING HEAD ??

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i am racist

gay someone named casius

casiu's name is i am racist

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