I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

i am the hunter

sova's ult that is okay and reveals people who he hits, can also go thru walls.

Sova: I AM THE HUNTER! Raze: OH SHIT I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTT

What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.

Am I homo

Am I homo means the same as am I gay. It is a question that everyone asks themselves.

I asked “am I homo?” To

i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro