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American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?
She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.
An American Waterbucket
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Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.
My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.
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In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
fun synonym for cracker or white liberals
Give them a qualifier for a change
I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
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an amazing blend of flavors. McDouble cheeseburger with one McDonald's apple pie sandwiched in between the burger patties. Invented by Tim on October 15, 2010.
Wow, this McAll-American sure is tasty. I am so full of American pride right now.