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Hey I just wanted to say it’s ask out your crush day :)
December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.
Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
When your wife tells you how to relate to women.
Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen
Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
The annoying habit of sending emails that are a barage of questions.
Cari's email went something like this: how are you? what's new? how's the weather? did Hugo start his new job? did the dog die of cancer yet?
It was an especially bad case of multi-asking.
Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.
Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!