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How dumbasses refer to Aston Martin.
"Hey Jim, look at that sweet Austin Martin over there! Woo!"
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Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin
Damn look at the freak Autistic Austin
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Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.
"Welcome to Austin, TX"
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When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”
When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.