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When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.
The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.
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Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouth breathers I've ever seen.
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The Always Open Mouth is the third album by the Colorado band Fear Before the March of Flames. It was released on Tuesday, September 19th, 2006.
The album marks a very different sound for Fear Before the March of Flames: whereas their previous two albums concentrated much more on raw, powerful Hardcore music, this album contains a much more experimental side, such as more emphasis on antiphony between the lead singer and guitarist; a considerable lesser amount of screaming; layered guitar chords (a second guitarist was added to the band before the recording of this album); and many electronic sounds used with heavily-distorted or otherwise-effected guitars and synthesizers, or sequencers and drum machines, giving it a more Industrial feel. As a result, it is not as hard or fast as their previous two albums, but instead, is more experimental and well-crafted.
The Always Open Mouth is so different from the rest of Fear Before's albums, yet so amazing.
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When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
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Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouthed breathers I've ever seen.
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this is what happens when a humanoid watches 2 much hentai
humanoid: *watches hentai*
fbi: FBI OPEN UP
humanoid: holy sh** im dead
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When people online are being creepy, the people will comment/reply and say “FBI open up!” showing that if they used that behavior IRL they would probably get arrested.
‘I’m 40 and I like 14 year olds.’
‘FBI OPEN UP!!’
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