banana money

Money that you can't hold onto for long, slips right out your hands.

God treating y'all right with the money?
Yeah he's paying, banana money. - In Too Deep

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Banana medicine

The opposite of Buckleys. It tastes great, but doesn't work.

"Man, this banana medicine tastes fucking fantastic. Too bad I'm nearly done the bottle and remain to have a fucking cold."

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pink banana

When having anal sex, while pulling back the rectum comes onto your penis makin it look as though there is a pink peel over your penis

Earl and I had anal sex last night and I gave him a pink banana.

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Flaming Banana

You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, bend him over and have sustained, aggressive, unprotected anal sex with him.

Originated in Montréal, Québec.

"Why is Todd curled up in a fetal position, grabbing his groin like that?"

"Last night he had a flaming banana."

"Ooooh. Why did he do that?"

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brown banana

the act of having someone suck their shit off your penis after having anal sex with them. (you don't have to cum)

'She puked after she gave me a brown banana because she had so much shit in her mouth, so i slapped the bitch'

'Dude, she totally gave me a brown banana! oh man i feel bad for that bitch!'

'That hoe sucked her own anal drippings off of my cock last night, she truly knows how to give a brown banana'

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banana oil

(archaic) Insincere or nonsense speech. This term is an example of 1920s ("flapper" era)American slang. Synonyms from the era include horse feathers and applesauce.

"He poured banana oil in her ear, telling her flattering sweet lies to lure her heart."

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banana phone

An old childrens song written and sung by Raffi, who has made countless other childrens songs.

Though, recently, in the pasy few years, was made into funny songs for many animations on such websites as Newgrounds.com

Here is part (If not all) of the lyrics:

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

(instrumental bridge - break dance here)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

"Mommy, can we listen to Banana Phone again?"
"Hey have you seen that Banana Phone animation? It's awesome!"

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