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To burn marijuana with one or more people.
Jeff: Hey Billy you work today?
Billy: Nah man.
Jeff: You tryna base up?
Billy: Yee bub.
It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
Verbal phrase selecting one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.
Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.
The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.
Did you hear about Wilson? He got to third base and busted ALL OVER her face!
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A way of using cocaine
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
Lets roll dude grab your moms foil and a lighter and prepare to free base
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When either he or she decides to rapidly finger the others belly button causing great sexual pleasure
Buster says he saw Philip perform 7th base on the young and innocent Izzy Windle
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A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.
Fuck you no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base sucks
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