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a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self
where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!
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Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.
Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
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Bastard Tim won't shut-up.
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A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.
-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.
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Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.
"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"
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Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.
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A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson
It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
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A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!
Amy: Your baby is so cute!
Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!
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