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Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 25, 2020


Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 23, 2022


bible

Synonym for “fr

“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight
Bible

by treetreetree March 25, 2022


Bible

A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth

“ I just failed my math exam

- “ really! Say bible

bible

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”

by Ayanna bekele March 8, 2021


Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.

— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible

by Aarrowassassin April 21, 2022


Bible

Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021


bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.

Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!

by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021