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Bible

A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth

“ I just failed my math exam

- “ really! Say bible

bible

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”

by Ayanna bekele March 8, 2021


Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.

— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible

by Aarrowassassin April 21, 2022


Bible

Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021


bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.

Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!

by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021


bible

a book to read to scripture of god.

(super good read)

Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom

sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead

lovie- Ahem

by November 7, 2023


Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.

Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have

by TheSoupSupreme October 4, 2021


Bible

A Word used when you swear. Usually used by the Kardashian

Swear you won't tell anyone.
Bible

by lorena.123 September 4, 2019