Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

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Naked Blanket

A large blanket, usually thick and comfortable, that is used to cover a man as he jerks off. Usually done during the night in private, but can also be done with a companion depending on how big the blanket is. Also, usually the blanket has a white side to it, to better hide the cum on the blanket.

"Man I'm so tired, i think i'm going to go do a quick one in my naked blanket and then pass out"

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blanket wet bitch

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

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human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

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midnight blanket party

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

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Cheetos Throw Blanket

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

im under a blanket

When somebody is horny and wants you to fuck them

Hey baby im under a blanket come over ;)