Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.

Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !

blazing blow

Toothless woman/man sucking cock.

Man I needed that blazing blow like for real.

Ill Blaze

Ill blaze, is when you make love to a dirty homeless man in Boise, idaho and your penis becomes sick and it burns to urinate.

bruh, i smashed this HoboHomo lastnight, and now i got the Ill Blaze.

blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

Blaze Alcheamus Drachonus

mary sue and a meme and thicc

James: Blaze Alcheamus Drachonus is being a mary sue
Faye: Blaze Alcheamus Drachonus is thicc
Paige:Blaze Alcheamus Drachonus is a meme

Blazing Booboo

The injury obtained by inserting a straw into your penis.

-After last night John must have a blazing booboo
-yea, katie can never use that straw again

blaze dragon

One who consumes copious amounts of pot.

Scenario: In a rush, already late to class.

Will: "let me take one more dab before we leave"

Sam: "no you fucking blaze dragon!"