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The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.
Waiter: How may I help you today?
Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.
Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).
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When a girl is on her period and she has sex causing the dick to look like a bloody pickle
Hey bro I got a bloody pickle last night from my girl
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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Getting blood on your weiner after sleeping with a girl on her period or taking a girls virginity.
Guy-What happened with that bar slut the other night?
Other Guy- Oh it was cool, i slept with her but she was on the rag and she totally gave me a Bloody Soldier. Its okay though, my little soldiers been to battle before.
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It's when you eat a chick out on her rag and you get blood all in your beard.
Josh: MMmmMMmMMmMMmMMMMM MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmm
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Betty: OH MY GOD!! I can't OH! believe your OH! doing this OH! on... my... period... OOOOOH!!
Josh: I know babe. Look take a picture you gave me a Bloody Castro.
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