Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.

I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!

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Get in The Boat!

Get in the boat is another way of saying a phrase such as "Oh me too!" Or "Jump in the Band Wagon". This is merely just another way to confuse the listener, and allow them to hear this new cool phrase! This will undeniably leave you being the most interesting person in a conversation.

Chad : "I really like Muff Diving!"

Heather : "Get in the boat!
Chad : "What does that mean?"

Heather : "Same bro"

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boat shoe

A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.

Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?

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Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.

"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php

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get the boat

Get the boat was originally a racist comment. People used to say 'Get the boat back to banana island.'. This was shortened down to 'get the boat' as to mean 'get out'.

You are really pissing me off, get the boat.

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U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

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Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

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