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The sexual act of placing one’s erect penis in the vagina of an obese woman while simultaneously stuffing the entirety of one’s testicles in the woman’s anus. During the act of coitus, the gentleman must tie three of her four limbs at the onset of ejaculation and then slap her on the ass so hard as to make her squeal like a pig. The act of tying her limbs must be completed before the ejaculate is expelled from his penis.
John went scouting fatties at a bar and brought one home, where he Boss Hogged her to the best night of her life.
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Someone who brings his or her bible on super long bus rides so they can get really ahead of their friends in daily bible reading.
"Quit being such a troll boss"- Professor to student on 12 hour geology field trip on a bus while student is reading rather than paying attention to basalt rocks.
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A phrase used to agree with an elder or superior (e.g. teacher) in order to annoy them. Often accompanied with patronising chav style finger clicks, to highlight how soled they are, and how soled the superior is.
Teacher: "Is everyone happy with exercise 3C, questions 6-9?"
Soled student: "Yes Boss!" (waves hand to click fingers)
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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and you punch her in the kidneys and ask her whos the boss. You do NOT stop doing this intil she answers the correct answer; Tony Danza.
"Whos the boss bitch?!"
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to get bossed up is to get ur dick sucked. get bossed up, get bossed.
BUT, u gotta be a boss to get bossed up.
"ya, i got Bossed up, had that bitch suckin on my noodle like some pasta!"
-Vinny-V
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A dumb term that women give themselves without realizing it actually lowers them to second place in a boss category. You're either a boss or not.
Jessica is assistant to the assistant manager but tells all her friends she is a lady boss. In actuality she isn't the boss of anyone but rambles on twitter that she is. Sad.
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