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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022


brady bubs

so nice to look at, makes you so calm and happy. the most amazing boy you will ever lay your eyes on. he is strong and compassionate and has the biggest heart for the people he loves.

brady bubs is heavily.

im in love with brady bubs.

by atvoae.s April 7, 2021


pulled a Brady

to run down hallways for no reason and juke (see definition five) everyone like a ninja.

Parth just pulled a Brady!

by The Real Steve Penisburg January 25, 2009


Brady Syndrome

An illness which causes a complete deterioration of any and all football skill; Occurs when facing Tom Brady (specifically in the playoffs)

Hey did you see the Packers get hit with Brady Syndrome? They were 13-3 and managed to let up 6 sacks and drop 2 TD passes!

by Cheesey120 April 30, 2021


Brady Syndrome

A disorder among professional football teams in the NFL where they play abysmal when they play against Tom Brady

The 2020 Kansas City Chiefs are an amazing team, but they caught Brady Syndrome in Super Bowl LV and played terrible

by Cheesey120 February 8, 2021


Brady syndrome

Having an obsession with an odious man or woman who no matter what for years to come you will always long for, the brady syndrome may include side effects such as aggravation, hyper fixation, anxiety, anger, stress, and dissatisfaction.

“I don’t know why I’m so into them. It’s a constant loop of not working out! I think I have the Brady syndrome.”

by Sassywoman234 August 15, 2022


Brady Syndrome

When an NFL announcer talks excessively about Tom Brady. Can be made into a drinking game.

"That announcer Tony Romo has Brady Syndrome. He would blow him if he had the chance"

by Heat3dRedneck November 15, 2020