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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
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Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."
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A sexual act involving over easy eggs. Eggs are poured into vagina, then eaten out. Fucked up isnt it?
Mary: Tom eat these now! Its a PHILLIPENO breakfast
Tom: You fucked up my breakfast, bitch. *Beats Mary*
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AKA Sausage and egger
During intercourse, a man takes his penis – the sausage – and one testicle – the egg – and inserts them in the vagina simutaneously.
She was so hungry for my love I gave her a Woman's Breakfast
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It originated in Continental Portugal. This guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian sex with another women using a Portugese Sausage as a double sided dildo. He was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him horny. So he went down on her while eating the sausage. This is also known as a "Portymeal"
Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not
Im hungry n horny, I think im gonna have a Portugese Breakfast.
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To cum in a girls pussy, and then eat her out.
I got really nasty with this chick, and she was down with the cambodian breakfast!!!!
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when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.
give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.
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