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The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015


Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020


Brian mchugh

Pure dough boy. He will somehow manage to fall in rivers whenever the opportunity comes up.

Girl:was it hot outside

Brian mchugh:no it was spicy

by I eat Asian children July 7, 2018


Brian Culbertson

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.

Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

by smektala ahmed May 11, 2011


Brian kink

Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink

Guy: yo do you have a daddy kink? Why is he your background?

Me: Nah it’s chill i have a Brian kink

by Goddamnavidan March 18, 2018


brian hedden

a little kid with shirtless pictures with females and like to fuck up the system

god hes such a brian hedden

by yoloswagsex October 12, 2013


Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019