Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea

Taking a dump on a anal prolapse; Droping Revened Sharp in the rejection of someones colons;

Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea-I deffiently just dumped on the guys colon; I did to many squats ; power clinging Sucks!!!

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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

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i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

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i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

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B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.

Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

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