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wi-buy

Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.

There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.

by The Exacerbater July 1, 2010


Buy The Porsche

The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs

GO AND BUY THE PORSCHE

by ZYN ZYNNER May 4, 2024


im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021


taylor bui

a dumb gay bottom

Daniel: “Hey have you met Taylor Bui?”
k: “Yes, I have! She gives me dumb bottom energy.”

by femboypegger420 November 7, 2020


You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it

*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈

by Nif3 May 10, 2021


best buy dating

A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.

John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.

by WineAndPasta April 12, 2016


blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.

Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019