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when you are about to bust a nut on a chick and right before you yell, "chlorine!"
This is done due to the chlorine like smell of cum.
" When I'm about to cum her face,I'm thinking about calling chlorine, should I?"
"Yeah, definitely."
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When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.
I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!
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What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.
"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"
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Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.
Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram
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A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title
Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover
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When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.
Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."
Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
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this is when a man stands in such a way that his balls are suspended completely perpendicular with the gooch. once this is achieved, the man starts to swing his balls up and down, using his hips, such that the scrotum slaps the gooch on its upward swing.
that guy did a turtle call right over your face.
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