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You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .
it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer
rylan: my tooth hurts
everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better
The Tobacco Industry, specifically the factories that produce tobacco products.
The Cancer Factory is turning out more cigarettes today than 10 years ago.
A person who says the word sick way too much.
Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!
The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
When you pass down a disease by sex
"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer
A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe
Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...
Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves
Person2: lol, what kind
Person1:juju