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A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).
Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
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a fool who is almost funny and sounds like a sesame street guy. he often sucks the pink cigar
if elmo was a real person, he would be called noah carl
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Everyone is wrong, I'll explain what a REAL Hot Carl is.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
- Man this chick has big boobs I would love to do a Hot Carlos on her.
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
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When a fraternity brother is held squatting over the edge of the frat house roof and drops a
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.
see also sky shit
Droopy's only hope of avoiding the hot carl bomb lied in the suddenly miniscule 2 foot by 2 foot pane of
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
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Mostly found in Communist China or Soviet Union, the "Red Carl" is the glorious act of taking a bloody, squirting, hole burning shit onto the face of a partner. Covering both the mouth and eyes.
Jon: Hey keith, that red carl you gave malloy was amazing.
Keith: Why thank you Jonathan i had been saving that one up for 3 weeks. I really think malloy enjoyed it.
Malloy: Keith, your red carl made me want more, how about now....
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the sexual act of doing someone in their anus, and then quickly withdrawing the penis and then start to make them suck it, forcing them to taste their own shit and their sexual partner's nasty ass cock.
that mark ass trick linda fucked john, so i had break up sex with her and ended it with a good ol' hot carl.
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A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
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