car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars

I know a car hillbilly. Send help.

high car

A car that is a distinct blend of luxury, speed, and comfort. Slang: "Mah nizzy got a high car yo..let's get in and roh boi!"

Mah jiggawatt gots a high car. Let's get in and roh son!

car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)

hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing

Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.

Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...