Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.

Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon

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Kansas City Chiefs

the team everyone is jealous of.

A: Did you know that the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri instead of Kansas?
B: You seriously didn't know that?

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Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.

"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"

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Indian War chief

goin down on ur girl while she is on her period, using ur mouth u take her tampon out and shake it vigoriously splattin blood all over your face.

i did an indian war chief last and then threw up

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master chief em

1. A slang term for playing halo

2. Another way of saying you want to smoke weed

Billy: Aye nigga, you wanna go master chief em?

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tallahassee war chief

the act of freezing a large piece of feces, spray painting it red and using it to perform sex acts on the family pet of a neighbor

"Boy, the Shermans got the tallahassee war chief really bad on their dog this weekend."

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chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

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