Random
Source Code
Random
A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...
After he banged me on the pool table, I gave him the tomahawk chop.
20👍 8👎
Extraordinary skills when playing a musical instrument, particularly guitar or drums. Also used to describe extraordinary skills with software (e.g. "mad Illustrator chops"), programming or acting, or any other activity where someone demonstrates an extreme level of proficiency, rarely attained by mere mortals.
They are three local kids with mad chops, no fluff, and never a dull moment.
Jazz is full of cats with mad chops, so the question becomes, what have you got besides technical ecstasy?
Victor Wooten's got mad chops.
20👍 8👎
to irritate another by nitpicking
I don't mean to be busting chops but you missed a spot on the floor.
34👍 16👎
when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
355👍 229👎
When a girl does not know when to shut her trap, or upsets another with her words, she is cruisin, for a bruisin...on her boob.
How to Boob Chop:
extend arm with force toward her chest. then shout "BOOB CHOP!" and watch her fall to the ground.
bitch wont know what hit her.
Latoya: "Hey Tonya, you have a huge ass. Lay off the oreos, your ass is so huge, it can be seen from space, and my momma says that you have a huge ass too, and your ass......"
Tonya: "Bitch, Please.....::arm motion:: BOOB CHOP!"
Bitch falls to the ground.
Success.
25👍 11👎
I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
121👍 72👎
The opposite of Cupcaking. When you want to harm or injure your crush,because the feelings are not mutual.
Maddie wanted to cheetoh chop BobbyDunn,because he filed a restraining order against her.
8👍 2👎