1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)
Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris
A form of joke that died in 2007, but is still used today by many pseudo-nine-year-olds.
Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*
A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him
You can't find him, no matter where you look, but Chuck Norris finds you
Chuck Norris is everywhere, nowhere and in his house
to sprint really fast for a short distance but enough to get away, especially away from trouble. Can also be used to ride/drive very fast.
shit the ball hit the window every one chuck dust it!
i saw the bully so i chuck dusted it round the corner
If i miss the bus today i will have to chuck dust it to school
To be scatty and unorganised such as forgetting to put a top on in the morning before going to work.
Awww man, I chucked a Baz, I'm not wearing anything today.
To roughly and heavily deficate, usually in a particularly messy and stinky manner.
I saw my boy Joe dumpin chucks by the shed this morning