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Purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
I was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. I slowed right down to be "safe" and the pizza he delivered was so cold. He gave that customer a "cold pizza", no tip for the driver!
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A 'bad cold' is when you wake up feeling so terribly sick you cant go to school or work for that matter. Often comes with sneezing, coughing, fever, congestion, etc. Should be gone in around a week.
The kid had such a bad cold, he had to stay home. (Lame but it happens)
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when recieving a blow job from a chick, right before you are about to cum, you jam your dick to the back of the chicks throat so your cum is forced up into her nose so she has to blow it out in a kleenex. (common cold)
whats wrong bitch? you got a cum'n cold?
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A tough cop who doesn't always play by the rules. When ever some evil sh*t is going down you know cold Steel is there to break it up. Hes loved by the ladies, but he never gets tied down, to far to badass to get held down by a par of bewbies.
Bay guy: Alright lets make the drug deal
bad guy 2: Oh sh*t its cold steel!
bad guy 3: run mother f*ckers he doesnt play by the rules
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Refers to the use of a frozen poop as a dildo. Considered to be the antonym of a Hot Carl.
"Dude I totally took a dump, threw it in the freezer, and then used it to go to town on my girlfriend. She can't get enough of the Cold Winslow."
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Sickness with cold like symptoms obtained from having too much sex, or breaking a dry spell. Usually doesn't go away untill you've had sex again
"I got a sex cold last weekend"
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Cold turkey refers to the clammy, cold, sweaty and goose bumped state of the heroin addict that is trying to "kick" the habit. This happens when the junkie decides to give up heroin without any sort of support mechanism - such as methadone - to take the place of the heroin. The body reacts by turning cold, clammy, sweaty, and the skin resembles that of a cold turkey.
"Did you hear Jojo was giving up junk?"
"Really? How?"
"He's going cold turkey - he looks like hell."
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