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The best computer in existence.
Apple comps rule! PCs are fucking shit.
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a computer developed by Macintosh (or Apple) that is in direct competition with PC (or Windows) computers developed by Microsoft. They are superior to Microsoft computers in that they run smoother and generally have less problems, but they are more expensive, are incompatible with many non-mac products and devices and don't have nearly as much freeware available for them, mainly because of the companies quality control ethic. Basically you pay the premium for the computer and everything else you need costs lots of money too. Its a rich mans computer. I use windows because I'm a poor cheapskate and PCs provide more freedom, but Mac computers do what they do very well.
person1: "He bought a Mac Computer"
person2: "Wow! he must be rich!"
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Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.
Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.
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When your computer starts freezing in random spurts. Can be passed from computer to computer. Next internet craze.
GOD! my computer has like, computer AIDS or something!
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A useless class only taken by art freaks, and people who want an easy A.
Man lets take computer art to raise the GPA.
But dude its full of hippy art freaks!
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Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.
The virdict
Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course
Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was
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Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life
"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.
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