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The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
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A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.
My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.
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When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.
'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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A conversation between scene kids, about scene er if ic things
like the show last night
teasing there hair
snake bites
makeup
myspace
or myspace royalty
This is typical scene kids conversation.
"Yo, nukka, did you go to that show last night!?!?!?, It was insane!!!!!!!"
"yeah man, let me finish teasing this shit before I talk to you"
"O.M.G, jeffree fucking star is naturally a pink head :O :O :O "
"No way!!!"
"I need to tell all 903849438974834734873 of my myspace friends this"
"BRB
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when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.
"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.
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The debut album by awesome welsh five piece, Funeral For A Friend. Released on October 13th 2003. This was their first full length after their three EPs, "Between order and Model", "Four Ways To Scream Your Name" and seven ways to scream your name". This was the album that got Funeral their "emo" tag. The track listing is as follows:
1. "Rookie of the Year"
2. "Bullet Theory"
3. "Juneau"
4. "Bend Your Arms to Look Like Wings"
5. "Escape Artists Never Die"
6. "Storytelling"
7. "Moments Forever Faded"
8. "She Drove Me to Daytime Television"
9. "Red Is the New Black"
10. "Your Revolution Is a Joke"
11. "Waking Up (Inside My Own Paralysis)"
12. "Novella". Although two tracks were left off ("10 scene points to the winner" and "you want romance?"),"you want romance?" was later released as a single. This is an absolutely amazing debut and guaranteed to be a favourite.
Novella is the twelfth track on Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation.
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Sex between true soulmates, who can express their feelings for each other through actions, not words.
My boi to me: I wish I could come over here..and we'd have a great non-verbal conversation!
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